The correct term is Coprophilia. But it’s more commonly known and loved as ‘brown’ or ‘dirty’. Or Gay Scat. And dirty it certainly is. There’s no getting away from it. This fetish is about deriving sexual pleasure from shit. The gooey, stinky stuff that slithers out of your back alley. And if that doesn’t make you squeal with horror, then read on.
The great thing about water is that other people can’t see what you’re getting up to beneath the surface. There’s something about the sea crashing against your quivering thighs which brings you closer to nature, allowing you to explore that primitive side and any new number of different movements and sensations. Needless to say, safety should be a consideration here: don’t get out of your depth in some dark hidden lake. Baths and swimming pools (preferably private) are perhaps the obvious places to start – and those hot tub parties on sweltering days can get particularly lively.
Leading such busy lives makes multi-tasking almost essential, so why jump on top of that washing machine and get a full load of your own as you’re doing the daily laundry. Brace yourself for the energising ride of your life as that tumbler throbs between your legs. Try out any angle you like, go for a manic spin or slow it down until you’re totally dried out. If you’ve got the time, there’s no reason why you can’t go through the full spin cycle – and bets of all you’ll have a fresh pair of laundered knickers to change into at the end.