Few things are better than having to do very little while being serviced. Gay Facesitting is the act of taking a perch on your other half’s face whilst exposing their delectable undercarriage to some full-on stimulation. It’s frequently performed as part of a BDSM routine. And is a surefire way to signify dominance over your lover. Think professional wrestling but without your kit on. And with your todger and starfish eager for a thorough tongue lashing.
The term metrosexual was coined by British journalist Mark Simpson in the 1990s. Back then it was a new idea. But today these men are everywhere. Why? Because they're a product of hyper-consumer society. Meticulous about their appearance, metrosexuals shop until they drop. Imagine a male version of the girls in Sex and the City. This of course sounds suspiciously like most city-dwelling gay men. But a significant proportion of metrosexual men are straight. Or so they claim. At least some of the time.