The darkened move theatre has always lent itself to passion, with lovers clambering to the back row for some hot fumblings – or, if you’re particularly brazen, the front row. Let’s face it, there’s a bit of the exhibitionist in everyone. Gay porn cinemas exist throughout the world and it’s clear what’s on the agenda here! But mainstream cinemas are also ripe for shenanigans. Get romantic with some light petting or downright filthy. What better way to get the most of the ticket price from a boring film? Just choose the occasion carefully: sinking to your knees in the stalls isn’t cool when the main feature is Bambi and you’re surrounded by lots of screaming kids.
Sadly, we spend most of our time here, so it’s almost inevitable that we’re going to be attracted to someone we work with at some stage in our lives. Similarly, our carnal urges don’t just come to us when we go home and turn off the lights, so why not sneak off to the toilet for a quicky with that hot guy or girl from accounts? Given there are often likely to be less LGBT people in a workplace than straights perhaps the chances of something saucy happening are greater. But it goes without saying: don’t get caught.
