The term metrosexual was coined by British journalist Mark Simpson in the 1990s. Back then it was a new idea. But today these men are everywhere. Why? Because they're a product of hyper-consumer society. Meticulous about their appearance, metrosexuals shop until they drop. Imagine a male version of the girls in Sex and the City. This of course sounds suspiciously like most city-dwelling gay men. But a significant proportion of metrosexual men are straight. Or so they claim. At least some of the time.
Long gone are the days when you had to visit your local porn store for a VHS tape concealed in a discreet brown paper bag. There’s endless LGBT porn of every conceivable variety available on the internet now. And then, of course, thanks to Smartphones everyone is a potential porn director. But before you channel your inner Chi Chi La Rue, make sure you’ve got permission to record your partner - and when you break up try and resist broadcasting the footage of your sessions on YouPorn: there are laws against that type of revenge, as tempting as it may be.