Handjobs

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For some anal sex simply requires too much administration. All that douching and lubrication takes time. It can be off-putting. And messy. And not in a desirable way. Gay Handjobs bypass all of this. They can be as quick or as lingering as you wish. And better yet, you can dispense a thorough stroking of the salami almost anywhere.

 Giving a memorable hand shandy is all about technique. And the technique is driven by what feels good for your partner. Your ears are your friends. So stay attuned to his cries of passion. And you’ll be rewarded with oodles of knuckle gravy. Assuming the correct position elevates any awkwardness. If you’re left-handed, lie on his left side. And vice versa. Some exquisitely timed reach around kissing instantly raises the Gay Handjobs stakes. But for real intensity, nothing beats eye contact while you’re grappling with his beef jerky. Look deep into his eyes. Hold them fast. You’ll soon be able to tell how close he is to squirting. Drive him to the brink. Pause. Start again. It’s all about delay and expectation. And why use one hand when you have two? Cradle his low-hanging sacks. Squeeze ‘em. Within reason. Tug the shaft with one hand. Work the helmet with the other. And while you’re at it, don’t waste those fingers. Or thumbs. Think circular movements. At a varied tempo. Gay Handjobs extraordinaire occur when you mix up your routine. Just always ensure your nails are trimmed.

No two bald-headed bishops are the same. Consequently, each demands a different type of bashing. A cut cock should not necessarily be handled in the same way as an appendage boasting prodigious curtaining. The last thing one wants is to damage the artillery. A good old-fashioned spit and polish rarely fails. However, you need to establish just how sensitive he is down below. Reach for the lube if required.

Back of the car. Under the office desk. Even waiting in line down the supermarket. The joy of Gay Handjobs is that they can be enjoyed everywhere. Just ensure you’re well-stocked with wet wipes. Always be mindful of being caught. Although the threat of exposure of course increases the thrill.