How to Lose A Girl In 5 Days - Love and Romance

[Sammie_Parson]

Actually Lea I would of let you slide with that if you went out with me!
I like a quick 2pc and a biscuit!
Crystal you get to fondle the next female after this comment while she is drench in honey, sprayed by urs truly the Bandit

*Loads gun with honey and waits for next victim*
SWEET!

[Deleted Member]

146: Don't swear in front of her until you know how she feels about it, it's just disrespectful.

147: DON'T order the most expensive damn thing on the menu!

148: Don't divulge your personal life to her on the first date.

149: My god, (even if you really, *really* believe it) don't tell her you're psychic, telepathic, or have any other 'powers'. Just don't.

150: Don't keep looking in a mirror to fix your hair/makeup/clothes. Come on now.

151: If she gives you a compliment, TAKE. IT.

152: Simply think before you speak. Saying things like ''I don't see how anyone could do ballet, it's so stupid.'' is bad when you find out she's one of the best in her ballet class.

[Crystal_Simms]

LMFAO at 147 XD oh n ur the vitcim sarah xD
aww sweet delight -gropes sarah- x3

[Lea_Walby]

what if i reject your date?
hood keep your drool and your thoughts to yourself.
five bucks says sarah only put those in so she can be drenched in honey and get licked! ^.^ i kid i kid...kind of...maybe sure...?
but those are good ones too. i gave you a compliment take it! lol

[Crystal_Simms]

aww are u jealous lea u know u'll be my fav Uke -tackles lea- nibbles on lea boobies- x3

[Sammie_Parson]

Damn im out of honey
*reloads and sprays*

Well damn Crystal aren't you greedy!

[Crystal_Simms]

LOL damn right i am i plan on buy a lot of land and building my own place from the ground up =P and lea is going to be one of the first girls that are gonna be my little slaves MUWHAHAHA

[Sammie_Parson]

OOOOOOOOOOOO like a Bunny Ranch?!
I like bunnies, they so cute and cuddly and naughty lol

[Crystal_Simms]

LOL its gonna be Crystal's *** Kingdom =P
i like all ***s even the fiesty lions x3

[Sammie_Parson]

Are the girls dress like ***s? I never done a Furrie before, cool I wanna do a giraffe girl, or gazelle girl, or tiger girl ooooooooooooo sounds sexy

[Crystal_Simms]

lol XD they all are dress in cosplay each with a theme one night will be *** kingdom next maybe be maids, master and slaves, vampires =3
many different things and i will play with them all x3

[Sammie_Parson]

OOOOOOOOOOOO i wanna be a pirate, Captain HoneySuckle! No No a prison guard in a topless female prison, or a Pimp LikeDollars with hoes, a teacher Ms. Peacock with senior high school students with really short uniforms. I want parts too!

[Crystal_Simms]

LOL XD dont worry i will invite u to the partys but some will be private x3
hehehe school girls is a defenitly a must

how about this we both kidnap girls or better yet charm the girls to my palace!

muwhahaha x3

[Miranda_Jean_Renee_Hall]

OMG I wanna be a naughty school girl i love school girl uniforms!!!! and as for an *** i wanna be a Panther *RAWR* hehe

[Sammie_Parson]

Like a Charm School? Im the Bandit I can get plenty of ladies to join the party!

[Lea_Walby]

i wanna be a neko! with a school girls outfit! ha! wait wtf...i don't wanna be a slave!

[Crystal_Simms]

LOL something like a charm school xD
oh u will be my slave and wear that outfit -puts a leash on ur collar- x3

[Lea_Walby]

*wimpers*

[Miranda_Jean_Renee_Hall]

Yea leashes and collars!!! is crystal has lea does that mean i get to be bandits??

[Lea_Walby]

i better get some cookies

[Crystal_Simms]

no ur both mines &gt=3 -puts a leash and collar on Miranda- XD
lol we are gonna share we have a truce XD
u want some cookies lea here -grabs a cookie- -puts it in my mouth- now u got to get it =P

[Sammie_Parson]

Oh hell no, I was the one who save and protected her from your penis attack!
Pleasure her, cause she was obviously stress from almost having a penis and saved her again from the second attack and pleasure her once more so she won't have PTSD!

*snacks leash from Crystal and sits Miranda in her lap*

Now you have yours and I have mines, truce that!
*gives miranda cookies and rubs her body down, then start kissing and licking nipples and other delicious areas.

Hey Lea Wanna Be My Slave Girl Too?

[Lea_Walby]

*looks at the cookie in crystals mouth, than looks over at the multiple of cookies miranda has, eye twitching slightly, she tugs the leash free, tackles crystal and nibbles the cookie out of her mouth, than quickly sprints over to sammie and sits before her like a dog begging* Cookies!

[Crystal_Simms]

awww hey! she was mine first now! i said we can share her u cant have her for urself i own that piece off ass see that brand mark on her left cheek! -points to name on Miranda butt-

dazed at what lea just did XD that was freaking adorable!! -grabs lea's leash- pulls her to secert room- &gt=3 ur my slave and if u be good i'll give u all the tacos and cookies u want

[Lea_Walby]

TACOS! AND! COOKIES! *** me! gimme first tacos and cookies first tho!