How to Lose A Girl In 5 Days - Love and Romance

[Sammie_Parson]

Don't worry ur pretty head about that, just tell her you sign with Bandit Insurance and got ass insurance to protect the valuable booty and ur also sponsor by Bandit Insurance.

-Here at Bandit Insurance we invest in protecting the booty.

[Crystal_Simms]

LOL XD now that was mean y u take their names off her booty xD

and lea yes i own u i got the deed ! do u want to see it -shows lea the deed- its undestoryable ^.^

[Sammie_Parson]

Miranda is now a corporate sponsor girl, she's not just a beautiful booty she's an investment to Bandits Insurance Company. She got the golden booty!

[Miranda_Jean_Renee_Hall]

now all I have to do is shake my ass for ppl!! hell that beats 4 jobs like I have now

[Lea_Walby]

*eats the deed* nom nom nom you forget my powers of devouring!

[Crystal_Simms]

ehh no i didnt thats why i have billions store everywhere all over the world and the gaxaly!! MUWHAHAHA

[Lea_Walby]

*looks down at her stomach* your lucky i'm on a diet!

[Sammie_Parson]

You should of called Bandit and that scenerio would of never happen!
Call Bandit Insurance to protect ur valuable assests(smile)!

[Lea_Walby]

idk if bandit insurance is something to trusting...

[Miranda_Jean_Renee_Hall]

lol Bandit insurance colects panies and bras and *holds* them for you whether you like it or not lol

[Sammie_Parson]

See you really should reconsider Lea darling!
-spanks Miranda's sweet booty-
"that's y ur my corp girl!"

[Miranda_Jean_Renee_Hall]

*blushes* what can I say I'm a workaholic lol

[Crystal_Simms]

LOL man Bandit and Miranda xD

bandit insurance is nothing to trust XD

[Sammie_Parson]

Oh no u got my company all wrong, we save panies in case tragedy should strike at the wrong time. If anything the next best thing to money is clean bras and panies so what i do is lock them in a safe and opens them in ur time of need. Come come let me give u a grand tour of our facility!

[Crystal_Simms]

LOL but then u steal them back again

u know u cant just leave it on their bodys

besides who doesnt want naked girls just ....bouncing around.... and giggling...and getting all wet....*coughs* mm getting all wet in the water yeah water xD

[Sammie_Parson]

Oh no I don't steal merely protect their assests (smile) and I don't leave it on their bodies cuz then how would i protect their liablility of their assests.

Their happy because of me freeing them!
Their wet from joy!

[Miranda_Jean_Renee_Hall]

wet.... sorry thats all i got from that

[Crystal_Simms]

LOL XD dont worry thats all i got from it to Miranda =P

[Sammie_Parson]

Don't worry about it u girls can swim right?

[Miranda_Jean_Renee_Hall]

no i ish taking lesson now (not a joke) i ish scared of drownin!!

[Crystal_Simms]

lmao no i'll drown in Lea's wettness x3 mmm what a good way to go

*thinks*i wonder if shes a squiter*

[Sammie_Parson]

don't worry corp girl u safe with me can't have u out there in danger. This Bandit know how to swim and save lives! Girl im a Pisces I love the water!

[Crystal_Simms]

LOL i'm a Taurus/Horse i love to roam women's landscape =P

[Sammie_Parson]

I love to swim in women! Like Finding Nemo, just keep swimming just keep swimming!

[Lea_Walby]

all the sexual jokes! *hides under bed*