Crystal_Simms Posted April 8, 2010 Posted April 8, 2010 WHAT IS THIS SHE STOLE MY BOOK XD got damn u boi! LOL XD if u would like to buy Crystal's Sex Manual then talk to ur doctor because this book if very dangerous! LOL XD LOL finally someone said it was common sense! LOL fuck yeah it is i mean everyone can learn some new tricks but this i already knew and omg! i hate i hate when a girl lets go while i'm still cumming i'm like wtf XD
Ly**** Posted April 8, 2010 Posted April 8, 2010 Ohhemmeffgee! That was intense! I think I had an orgasm just reading that! ;P Lol. Super turned on now.
Deleted Member Posted April 8, 2010 Author Posted April 8, 2010 ok great now who wants to b my friend
Deleted Member Posted April 8, 2010 Author Posted April 8, 2010 *laughs at Crystal* I don't need a Manual... OMG Crystal.. Lol. Don't you just hate it when they let go? *snickers and sits back in her comfy chair.*
Crystal_Simms Posted April 8, 2010 Posted April 8, 2010 LOL u trying to tease hmmm Brienne LOL man i do hate that i dont want them to let go because after you cum is when ur even more senstive i get so mad XD LOL -bits Brienne on her arm- dont tease me xD
Deleted Member Posted April 8, 2010 Author Posted April 8, 2010 *groans, and bites lower lip* Naughty Crystal.. Biting is like foreplay.. Lol. I know.. It kinda ruins it if they let go, and you are just starting and then it's like yer done.. What? Get those lips back there.. You are not finished yet! LOL. I would never tease you.. *grins*
Deleted Member Posted April 8, 2010 Author Posted April 8, 2010 Damn.. each time I come into this part I have to read the first post.. God damn.. I really shouldn't read it at work.. It is going to drive me to do something bad.. -_-
Crystal_Simms Posted April 8, 2010 Posted April 8, 2010 LMFAO yeah that is bad while at work but then again u can always get the wireless bullet egg LOL XD and yesh biting is foreplay and i love being Naughty ^.^ lol right the moment is kinda ruin when they let go
Deleted Member Posted April 8, 2010 Author Posted April 8, 2010 Yeah.. Mmm.. Biting.. Gah! still at work and I am going nuts at my desk.. I should just buy the bullet and go at it when at work.. No one would be able to hear me..Least till I start moaning and screaming.. Lol.. I don't know if I can be quiet.. LOL
Miranda_Jean_Renee_Hall Posted April 9, 2010 Posted April 9, 2010 lol I'm dreadful at being quite when I'm getting it really good. my head just kinda goes into a nice fuzzy place and thats when the screaming and moaning happen.
Crystal_Simms Posted April 9, 2010 Posted April 9, 2010 LOL a nice warm and fuzzy and wet place LOL god i bottom for one person and man i was loud xD she had to cover my mouth at times since we were doing it in her dorm room xD
Deleted Member Posted April 9, 2010 Author Posted April 9, 2010 This is why god made pillows... But it would be kinda weird for me to sit at my desk with a pillow over my face and a humming or buzzing sound with my entire body shaking.. LMAO!
Crystal_Simms Posted April 9, 2010 Posted April 9, 2010 LMFAO! xD so true and dont u mean dirty pillows -puts my head on Brienne dirty pillows- ahhh boobies lol u can get a queit but powerful bullet egg XD i got one works wonders =P
Deleted Member Posted April 9, 2010 Author Posted April 9, 2010 Hrm.. What's the brand? XD yes.. Dirty pillows.. OMG.. I went up to a DD.. *shakes head* I didn't want them Bigger!
Crystal_Simms Posted April 9, 2010 Posted April 9, 2010 =O O.O XD -tackles Brienne, fondles her boobies- yes yes u did go up it might be because of my magic fingers XD
Deleted Member Posted April 9, 2010 Author Posted April 9, 2010 HAHAHAHA.. I guess I was made for big boobs.. *tackled and rolled on the ground* Mmmmmmm.. I have to say.. The nice thing about big boobs is I can use them as actual pillows.. LOL. I have fallen asleep in them before.
Crystal_Simms Posted April 9, 2010 Posted April 9, 2010 aww i want to fall to sleep in them -pouts, burys my head in Brienne DD- XD yay!
Deleted Member Posted April 9, 2010 Author Posted April 9, 2010 *pets crystals head* Yes.. Sleep.. Just don't let Lea get mad at me.. *laughs* I was in Highschool once and I fell asleep in my own chest.. and stopped breathing.. Big boobs can be hazardus to your health.. LOL
Crystal_Simms Posted April 10, 2010 Posted April 10, 2010 LMFAO DAMN XD ur boobies are evil they want to suffocate people xD be nice boobies -pats boobies- if u do i'll give u a treat =3
Deleted Member Posted April 10, 2010 Author Posted April 10, 2010 yes.. Very evil.. My teacher laughed at me and told me maybe next time I shouldn't sleep in class and Karma is a bitch.. LOL
Ar**** Posted April 10, 2010 Posted April 10, 2010 Well you two are vary adorable but while you posting away is there any chance you'd like to add to theactual Discussion. I'm sure crystal, with all her godly experience, has some tips for us V card holders or inexperienced lovers.
Crystal_Simms Posted April 10, 2010 Posted April 10, 2010 well basically Arryn she stroke the basics down to a tee LOL but other techniques should be in this post or another i already wrote it =P plus i got secret moves that are to dangerous for anyone to try as u said arryn I AM A GOD! LOL
Crystal_Simms Posted April 10, 2010 Posted April 10, 2010 LOL its ok Arryn its ok u dont need to say anything i know ur amazed by my awesomeness ^^ its ok do not workship me i am just amazing at sex XD LOL but anyway what tricks u got to tell Miss Arryn
Ar**** Posted April 10, 2010 Posted April 10, 2010 Actually thats not what I was thinking...but OKAY Ummmmmmmm I'm here for the advice I don't have a lot of experience so yeah
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