Everyone remembers their first pubes sprouting, and that feeling of self-consciousness but also pride. But what do you then do with them? It’s different for all LGBT people. Some have an Amazonian bush, so wild and out of control that it would take nothing less than a sit-on mower to get it into shape. Fashions have changed over the years: increasing numbers of gay men now opt for the clippered look (a cardinal sin for bears though), while ladies’s front gardens can be shaped into Brazilians or the ‘Shaven Haven’. It all depends what you want stuck between your teeth.